{"id":3274,"date":"2013-04-04T19:36:53","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T19:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/04\/some-good-state-humor\/"},"modified":"2013-04-04T19:36:53","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T19:36:53","slug":"some-good-state-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/2013\/04\/04\/some-good-state-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"some good state humor"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nIf truth in advertising were applied to state mottos<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\t[list][*]Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity[\/*]
\n\t[*]Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong![\/*]
\n\t[*]Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat[\/*]
\n\t[*]Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing[\/*]
\n\t[*]California: As Seen on TV[\/*]
\n\t[*]Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother[\/*]
\n\t[*]Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character[\/*]
\n\t[*]Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water[\/*]
\n\t[*]Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids[\/*]
\n\t[*]Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism[\/*]
\n\t[*]Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)[\/*]
\n\t[*]Idaho: Potatoes and Neo-Nazi’s . . . What More Could You Ask For?[\/*]
\n\t[*]Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the "S"[\/*]
\n\t[*]Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free[\/*]
\n\t[*]Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn[\/*]
\n\t[*]Kansas: Where Science Don’t Mean S#*@[\/*]
\n\t[*]Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names[\/*]
\n\t[*]Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign[\/*]
\n\t[*]Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster[\/*]
\n\t[*]Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware[\/*]
\n\t[*]Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)[\/*]
\n\t[*]Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians[\/*]
\n\t[*]Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes[\/*]
\n\t[*]Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State[\/*]
\n\t[*]Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work[\/*]
\n\t[*]Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else[\/*]
\n\t[*]Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest[\/*]
\n\t[*]Nevada: Whores and Poker![\/*]
\n\t[*]New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone[\/*]
\n\t[*]New Jersey: You Want a ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here![\/*]
\n\t[*]New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets[\/*]
\n\t[*]New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney . . .[\/*]
\n\t[*]North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable[\/*]
\n\t[*]North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States![\/*]
\n\t[*]Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan[\/*]
\n\t[*]Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing[\/*]
\n\t[*]Oregon: Spotted Owl . . . It’s What’s For Dinner[\/*]
\n\t[*]Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal[\/*]
\n\t[*]Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island[\/*]
\n\t[*]South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender![\/*]
\n\t[*]South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota[\/*]
\n\t[*]Tennessee: The Educashun State[\/*]
\n\t[*]Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les(Yes, I speak English)[\/*]
\n\t[*]Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus[\/*]
\n\t[*]Vermont: Yep[\/*]
\n\t[*]Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?[\/*]
\n\t[*]Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers![\/*]
\n\t[*]Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?[\/*]
\n\t[*]West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really![\/*]
\n\t[*]Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese[\/*]
\n\t[*]Wyoming: Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Nervous[\/*][\/list]<\/p>\n

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