{"id":519,"date":"2012-04-04T14:01:19","date_gmt":"2012-04-04T14:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2012\/04\/04\/lifespan-calculator\/"},"modified":"2012-04-04T14:01:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T14:01:19","slug":"lifespan-calculator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/2012\/04\/04\/lifespan-calculator\/","title":{"rendered":"Lifespan Calculator"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nWe had one of these on the other site, just found it again, you will have to deal with me until I’m 82<\/p>\n

\thttp:\/\/media.nmfn.com\/tnetwork\/lifespan\/<\/a><\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on April 4, 2012, 4:07 pm<\/p>\n

It says I will make it to 97. But you are at least 15 years younger than me so we will be playing together for a long time to come \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Stephen C on April 4, 2012, 4:31 pm<\/p>\n

91 for me … give me 31 more years to torment my tormentors \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude06<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Dr Crapology on April 4, 2012, 8:52 pm<\/p>\n

93 for the old doc. Would be longer but my dad died at age 49 from a massive heart attack—he smoked too much, drank too much, ate nothing but red meat and never did any exercise. His heart attack was enviromental in nature—he did it too himself.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> Goddess on April 4, 2012, 9:15 pm<\/p>\n

I don’t remember my exact score, but it was long enough to torture my children, and continue playing with good friends for many many more years.<\/p>\n

\tI also want to go to that restaurant with you, PitBoss.<\/p>\n

\tGoddess \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude00<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Not2soon on April 5, 2012, 4:24 am<\/p>\n

Apparently, I died 5 years ago!!!<\/p>\n

\tI look GREAT! \ud83d\ude42<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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