{"id":6499,"date":"2013-11-11T21:18:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T21:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/forumarchives.tmsites.net\/index.php\/2013\/11\/11\/the-fridge\/"},"modified":"2013-11-11T21:18:05","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T21:18:05","slug":"the-fridge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/2013\/11\/11\/the-fridge\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fridge"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nI got home from work and found my wife had left a Post-it note on the fridge saying;<\/p>\n

\t"It’s no good, it’s not working, I’m staying with my mother for a while"<\/p>\n

\tI opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was well nice and chilled.<\/p>\n

\tCouldn’t understand what the f#@k she was talking about!<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> sevenout on November 11, 2013, 9:29 pm<\/p>\n

Cold beer in the fridge, wife staying at her mother’s. Sounds like a win-win to me.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Posted by:<\/strong> TommyC on November 13, 2013, 12:44 pm<\/p>\n

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Posted by:<\/strong> Dominator on November 13, 2013, 5:29 pm<\/p>\n

Very funny!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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