\nMen Are Just Happier People<\/p>\n
\tNICKNAMES<\/p>\n
\tIf Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.<\/p>\n
\t EATING OUT<\/p>\n
\tWhen the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.<\/p>\n
\tWhen the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators…YEP!!!<\/p>\n
\t MONEY<\/p>\n
\tA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.<\/p>\n
\tA woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.<\/p>\n
\t BATHROOMS<\/p>\n
\tA man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.<\/p>\n
\tThe average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.<\/p>\n
\t ARGUMENTS<\/p>\n
\tA woman has the last
\n\tword in any argument.<\/p>\n
\tAnything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<\/p>\n
\t FUTURE<\/p>\n
\tA woman worries about the future until she gets
\n\ta husband.<\/p>\n
\tA man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<\/p>\n
\t MARRIAGE<\/p>\n
\tA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
\n\tdoesn’t.<\/p>\n
\tA man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.<\/p>\n
\t DRESSING UP<\/p>\n
\tA woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
\n\tplants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.<\/p>\n
\tA man will dress up for weddings and funerals.<\/p>\n
\t NATURAL<\/p>\n
\tMen wake up
\n\tas good-looking as they went to bed.<\/p>\n
\tWomen somehow deteriorate during the night.<\/p>\n
\t OFFSPRING<\/p>\n
\tAh, children. A woman knows all about her children.
\n\tShe knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.<\/p>\n
\tA man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.<\/p>\n
\n\tTHOUGHT FOR THE DAY<\/p>\n
\tA married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!<\/p>\n
\tGoddess<\/p>\n
Posted by:<\/strong> Skinny on April 4, 2014, 6:41 pm<\/p>\n Men Are Just Happier People NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crapsclub.goldentouchserver.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}