\nMEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED (a women’s point of view):<\/p>\n
\n\tMen Are Just Happier People —<\/p>\n
\tWhat do you expect from such simple creatures?<\/p>\n
\tYour last name stays put.<\/p>\n
\tThe garage is all yours.<\/p>\n
\tWedding plans take care of themselves.<\/p>\n
\tChocolate is just another snack…<\/p>\n
\tYou can never be pregnant.<\/p>\n
\tYou can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.<\/p>\n
\tYou can wear NO shirt to a water park.<\/p>\n
\tCar mechanics tell you the truth.<\/p>\n
\tThe world is your urinal.<\/p>\n
\tYou never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.<\/p>\n
\tYou don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.<\/p>\n
\tSame work, more pay.<\/p>\n
\tWrinkles add character.<\/p>\n
\tWedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.<\/p>\n
\tPeople never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.<\/p>\n
\tNew shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.<\/p>\n
\tOne mood all the time.<\/p>\n
\tPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.<\/p>\n
\tYou know stuff about tanks.<\/p>\n
\tA five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.<\/p>\n
\tYou can open all your own jars.<\/p>\n
\tIf someone forgets to invite you,<\/p>\n
\tHe or she can still be your friend.<\/p>\n
\tYour underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.<\/p>\n
\tThree pairs of shoes are more than enough.<\/p>\n
\tEverything on your face stays its original color.<\/p>\n
\tThe same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.<\/p>\n
\tYou only have to shave your face and neck.<\/p>\n
\tYou can play with toys all your life.<\/p>\n
\tOne wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.<\/p>\n
\tYou can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.<\/p>\n
\tYou can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.<\/p>\n
\tYou have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.<\/p>\n
\tYou can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives<\/p>\n
\tOn December 24 in 25 minutes.<\/p>\n
\n\tGoddess<\/p>\n
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