\nThat is a question many have asked. A friend sent me the following. It is some quotes and notes that might answer that question more clearly. Hope you enjoy.<\/p>\n
\t1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all the kids to copulate me."<\/p>\n
\t2. New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."<\/p>\n
\t3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the Washington Redskins’ say: "I’d run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders, said: "To win, I’d run over Joe’s Mom, too."<\/p>\n
\t4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins: "He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."<\/p>\n
\t5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."<\/p>\n
\t6. A senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh : "I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."<\/p>\n
\t7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys lineup alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle."<\/p>\n
\t8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton .."<\/p>\n
\t9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That’s so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."<\/p>\n
\t10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."<\/p>\n
\t11. Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt." (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January).<\/p>\n
\t12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I asked him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.”<\/p>\n
\t13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F’s and one D: "Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject."<\/p>\n
\t14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford: "I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."<\/p>\n
\t15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she’s too ugly to kiss good-bye."<\/p>\n
\tAh, but they all ride to the bank in a Mercedes…<\/p>\n
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