Texting codes for seniors (Or us old Fogey’s with mobiles)

Young people have theirs,
Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor’s

* BFF – Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL – Living on Lipitor

* TOT – Texting on Toilet

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Hope these help.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in)

Goddess

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