If truth in advertising were applied to state mottos
[list][*]Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity[/*]
[*]Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong![/*]
[*]Arizona: But It’s a Dry Heat[/*]
[*]Arkansas: Litterasy Ain’t Everthing[/*]
[*]California: As Seen on TV[/*]
[*]Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother[/*]
[*]Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character[/*]
[*]Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water[/*]
[*]Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids[/*]
[*]Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism[/*]
[*]Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)[/*]
[*]Idaho: Potatoes and Neo-Nazi’s . . . What More Could You Ask For?[/*]
[*]Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the "S"[/*]
[*]Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal-Wave Free[/*]
[*]Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn[/*]
[*]Kansas: Where Science Don’t Mean S#*@[/*]
[*]Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names[/*]
[*]Louisiana: We’re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign[/*]
[*]Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster[/*]
[*]Maryland: A Thinking Man’s Delaware[/*]
[*]Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)[/*]
[*]Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians[/*]
[*]Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes[/*]
[*]Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State[/*]
[*]Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work[/*]
[*]Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else[/*]
[*]Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest[/*]
[*]Nevada: Whores and Poker![/*]
[*]New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone[/*]
[*]New Jersey: You Want a ##$%## Motto? I Got Yer ##$%## Motto Right Here![/*]
[*]New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets[/*]
[*]New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney . . .[/*]
[*]North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable[/*]
[*]North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States![/*]
[*]Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan[/*]
[*]Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing[/*]
[*]Oregon: Spotted Owl . . . It’s What’s For Dinner[/*]
[*]Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal[/*]
[*]Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island[/*]
[*]South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender![/*]
[*]South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota[/*]
[*]Tennessee: The Educashun State[/*]
[*]Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les(Yes, I speak English)[/*]
[*]Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus[/*]
[*]Vermont: Yep[/*]
[*]Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?[/*]
[*]Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers![/*]
[*]Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?[/*]
[*]West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really![/*]
[*]Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese[/*]
[*]Wyoming: Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Nervous[/*][/list]
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